I WANT TO PRANK GOD.
I want to stand in the middle of the city
and scream there is no GOD, I want to prove to men that the GOD they hail and
claim to serve is just a false GOD because I cried out to him when my mother
was lying on her sick bed at the point of death, and all I kept hearing was GOD
is in control. I bet HE was since my mother finally died.
I want to drink alcohol and womanize all I
want on earth and enjoy life. My worse feared enemy then,
would be STDs, but who cares about STDs when there is protection.
I just want to add a few zeros to that
cheque and later slip the money into my account after all its just once and
won’t do it again.
I want to dress like that holy church girl
to please the pastor. I actually want to live like a Christian so she knows I
also know GOD and later show her how things are done in my world.
I will give that fat offerings in church
and do the work of a philanthropist to cover up for my evil deeds and ways of
making money.
I am the pastor and the one to be catered
for. I ll take all the tithe and
offerings and later say some words of prayer for the poor ones in the church
and also tell them to trust and hope in GOD. You are the shepherd and not the
sheep.
You dare stand to accuse the existence of
GOD after contracting the fetish priest to use your mother for money rituals.
You think condoms and contraceptives gives
you a license to mess around, I think you should talk to persons with these
STDs, I believe you can learn a thing or two.
A journey of a 1000miles only begins with a
step, you might end up being the best bank robber after your first bank
robbery.
Young woman wearing good clothes is for
your good and never to please your pastor, you only save yourself from men
lusting after you which can even result in rape; and young man becoming a
church goer to woo a lady is like an advance payment on your doom - you become
the devil's number one target because there is a possibility of you receiving
your salvation since you are in church, and this makes you number one on the
devil’s hit list.
Rich man and Mr. Philanthropist; men may
only see with their eyes but GOD sees all that is hidden. Kindly stop the
corruption and the act of cheating because GOD sees all you do.
The master shepherd said HE came to serve
and not to be served. HE said to Peter, "feed my sheep." GOD will
cause people to bless you so stop being greedy and treating ministry like your
ventures.
These little things we do and think about
are never hidden from GOD. I call them “pranks”.
GOD is not and can never be
pranked. "God is not mocked..."
JESUS is indeed coming back for HIS own. Stay true to HIS given word and
you will never regret it.
I choose not to prank GOD but to give HIM my all and
I advise you to do same.
Thank you.
